If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.
They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.
Look, I'm in the top 20 of players who ever lived.
I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)
It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.
I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.