I'm still going to Disney World.

Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we're never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

If you are an ugly woman, you have no chance of getting a TV job.

When you read the book you see that these guys aren't holding any punches. They're straightforward. They're honest. They're giving you their honest opinion.

This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.