I don't get into the gun stuff. Some guys have guns who go hunting. Where do we stop (the gun control) at? I'm not a hunter, but we can't say people can't have guns.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.