If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
I'm never embarassed.
I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.
My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.
Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person.
Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.