I'm not paid to be a role model, parents should be role models.

See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious.

I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

My wife's married. I'm not.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.