Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!

When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.

We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.

I'm never embarassed.

I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.

Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.