Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!

I'm so sick and tired of people in the media telling us that because of the war, sports aren't important. Fans need sports. We'd have only crime and war to watch on TV if not for sports.

Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.

I love New York City; I've got a gun.

When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.'

I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.

My message is simple: take control of your life