If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.

I want her to understand that it's going to be a factor in her life. I just want her to know that (racism) does exist, and I want her to always be diligent, and if she sees it, address it and fight it.

Just because you say something doesn't make it controversial, and it doesn't make you a bad person.

Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.

Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.