The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.

It bothers me when I hear these reporters and jocks get on TV and say: 'Oh, no guy can come out in a team sport. These guys would go crazy.' First of all, quit telling me what I think. I'd rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can't play.

I know a lot of people did a lot of heavy lifting to make me successful and I do everything in my power not to screw it up.

Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.