I don't miss acting. I don't even see movies. I don't see plays. I don't watch television.

I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.

It seems there are no rich on death row.

I do everything from home. I broadcast commentaries for CBS News Radio every day - from home, on a disk that I mail in. I write a weekly op-ed piece for the 'New York Daily News,' and any books or plays or movies that I'm crazy enough to write, I do that from home.

Good acting is thinking in front of the camera. I just do that and apply a sense of humor to it. You have to trust the audience to get it.

I never mean to be disrespectful, and I don't mean to be a wise guy.

I don't want to have anything to do with the government. And yet if we don't have any regulations, there goes civilization, there goes security, and there goes protecting you against what people are going to sell you.