Everyone is having a harder time than it appears.

I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.

I enjoy comedic things. People don't understand it's the hardest thing to do. We have a ratio of 25-to-1 between good dramatic actors and people who are considered good comic actors.

I don't miss acting. I don't even see movies. I don't see plays. I don't watch television.

Tom doesn't have any principles, or if he does, he puts them aside whenever they're inconvenient. The truth hurts, doesn't it, Tom?

Cancer is enough to get my attention.

I don't accept what people say. I took something to be copied recently, to be enlarged and blown up, and they said it couldn't be done, and I went somewhere five minutes away, and they did it.