Cancer is enough to get my attention.

I enjoy comedic things. People don't understand it's the hardest thing to do. We have a ratio of 25-to-1 between good dramatic actors and people who are considered good comic actors.

I don't miss acting. I don't even see movies. I don't see plays. I don't watch television.

I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.

Tom doesn't have any principles, or if he does, he puts them aside whenever they're inconvenient. The truth hurts, doesn't it, Tom?

I don't want to have anything to do with the government. And yet if we don't have any regulations, there goes civilization, there goes security, and there goes protecting you against what people are going to sell you.

It seems there are no rich on death row.