I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.

I don't want to have anything to do with the government. And yet if we don't have any regulations, there goes civilization, there goes security, and there goes protecting you against what people are going to sell you.

I do everything from home. I broadcast commentaries for CBS News Radio every day - from home, on a disk that I mail in. I write a weekly op-ed piece for the 'New York Daily News,' and any books or plays or movies that I'm crazy enough to write, I do that from home.

Tom doesn't have any principles, or if he does, he puts them aside whenever they're inconvenient. The truth hurts, doesn't it, Tom?

I never mean to be disrespectful, and I don't mean to be a wise guy.

It's hard for me to answer a question from someone who really doesn't care about the answer.

I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.