I don't want to have anything to do with the government. And yet if we don't have any regulations, there goes civilization, there goes security, and there goes protecting you against what people are going to sell you.

Tom doesn't have any principles, or if he does, he puts them aside whenever they're inconvenient. The truth hurts, doesn't it, Tom?

I never mean to be disrespectful, and I don't mean to be a wise guy.

Good acting is thinking in front of the camera. I just do that and apply a sense of humor to it. You have to trust the audience to get it.

Cancer is enough to get my attention.

I don't miss acting. I don't even see movies. I don't see plays. I don't watch television.

With me, personal relationships are like my religion. I care that deeply about them. I am the complete opposite of a manipulative smoothie.