This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.

The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.'

You can't eat compliments.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.