Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?

The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.'

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!