I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.
I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
Life is full of choices, but you never get any!