Sometimes, when you're really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on your arm, and stare into space. Sometimes this can go on for hours. If you're unusually depressed, you may have to change arms.

Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!

Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day.

A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.

Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.