The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.

I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.

How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have to stick your head up once in a while... to see if anybody cares.

I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.