The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

My grandfather has been very depressed lately. He just doesn't know what to do. He says it's late in the game, and he's afraid that life has him beaten." "Tell him to take out the goalie.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.

Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.