I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.

You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.

Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.

I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.