I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.

I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

Life is full of choices, but you never get any!

I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown" "Have you ruled out stupidity?" "Peanuts", Charles M

I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!