I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.

The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!

Happiness is a warm puppy.

Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.

Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think about today..." "No, that's giving up... I'm still hpoing that yesterday will get better.