I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.

Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.