You haven’t experienced awkwardness until you’ve seen a three-million-dollar piece of software cry.

Life is, to some extent, an extended dialogue with your future self about how exactly you are going to let yourself down over the coming years.

For the past several years, I have gone to sleep every night in this same little pocket, the most uneventful piece of time I could find. Same exact thing every night, night after night. Total silence. Absolutely nothing. That's why I chose it. I know for a fact nothing bad can happen to me in here.

You can only go to places that you will let yourself go.

Time is a machine: it will convert your pain into experience... It will force you to move on and you will not have a choice in the matter.

Whatever the reason, first place was always Solo, always, always, always, and second place was usually Chewbacca, because if you weren't the one saving the galaxy, you might as well be eight feet tall and covered with hair.

Enjoy the elastic present, which can accommodate as little or as much as you want to put in there. Stretch it out, live inside of it.