I'm not some anti-technology person. I think it's often how people would assume that if they don't know me.

I'm terrible at reading fiction. I don't have the attention span - it's awful.

There's something I find very satisfying about a nice ironic twist.

I'm not some anti-technology person. I think it's often how people would assume that if they don't know me.

I'm more pro-technology than people probably realize.

I'm somewhat socially inept. Slide me between two strangers at any light-hearted jamboree and I'll either rock awkwardly and silently on my heels, or come out with a stone-cold conversation-killer like, "This room's quite rectangular, isn't it?" I glide through the social whirl with all the elegance of a dog in high heels

If technology is a drug – and it does feel like a drug – then what, precisely, are the side-effects?