My kids are very young. I'm sure there's a world of horror for me to worry about as they get older.

In summary, our world is doomed.

[One of my kids ]is not named after Aldous Huxley. I haven't even read Brave New World!

While I was thinking about that, the military, I read a book called On Killing, about the obstacles people have to pulling the trigger in combat. So sometimes you just absorb all this stuff without realizing you were doing research.

Hi-def is merely the latest in a string of evolutional leaps that have transformed the way we sit slumped in front of a box wishing we were dead.

When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate.

I suppose kids probably know less boredom these days - or at least a different kind of boredom.