My kids are very young. I'm sure there's a world of horror for me to worry about as they get older.

I'm actually quite pro-technology, but I'm a worrier, so I like to envision worst-case scenarios.

Hi-def is merely the latest in a string of evolutional leaps that have transformed the way we sit slumped in front of a box wishing we were dead.

I think people are starting to look away and questioning, and they're sort of horrified.

I could worry about pretty much anything you put in front of me, so I'm not actually sort of anti-technology. So it doesn't sort of come out of that. It's not like a fear of the future. It's a fear of everything.

I'm convinced no one actually likes clubs. It's a conspiracy. We've been told they're cool and fun; that only "saddoes" dislike them. And no one in our pathetic little pre-apocalyptic timebubble wants to be labelled "sad" - it's like being officially declared worthless by the state. So we muster a grin and go out on the town in our millions.

My theory is that we used to have several personalities, and now we're encouraged to have one online.