Anyone can make them cry, but it takes a genius to make them laugh.

Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people!

One murder makes a villain; millions, a hero.

As I began to love myself I freed myself of anything that is no good for my health - food, people, things, situations, and everything that drew me down and away from myself. At first I called this attitude a healthy egoism. Today I know it is Love of Oneself.

I am for people. I can't help it.

Life laughs at you when you are unhappy; Life smiles at you when you are happy; But life salutes you when you make other happy.

That is why, no matter how desperate the predicament is, I am always very much in earnest about clutching my cane, straightening my derby hat and fixing my tie, even though I have just landed on my head.