Have them all shot. I don't want any of my workers dissatisfied.

I had no idea of the character. But the moment I was dressed, the clothes and the make-up made me feel the person he was. I began to know him, and by the time I walked onto the stage he was fully born.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.

We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness - not by each other's misery.

Anyone can make them cry, but it takes a genius to make them laugh.

I am what I am: an individual, unique and different, with a lineal history of ancestral promptings and urgings, a history of dreams, desires, and of special experiences, all of which I am the sum total.