My parents are more likely to know who Franz Liszt is than Snooki.

You're happy that people are seeing your work. As for the critics, it really hurts when they knock you.

I have expanded my mind and destroyed my liver but I didn't give up.

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.

I had my own insecurities, which a lot of my comedy would come from, about not being able to live up to their academic expectations. Acting out those insecurities was a way of confronting them, like, “Let me just lean into being a guy who can’t read or write.”

I'm really into everything. Something I've been asked throughout the years I've done the show is, "What kind of music are you into?" I find that to be a bizarre question, because it implies there are people out there that are only into one specific kind of music. But I think I, like most people, enjoy a wide variety of music.