Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

My parents are more likely to know who Franz Liszt is than Snooki.

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

As an actor, I think every moment in your life is giving you a new set of tools. You’re constantly absorbing new information that you can put back onto the screen.

I waited tables in New York, and when you're in that line of work, you often have a horrible boss.

Never trust a man whom you know to have acted like a scoundrel to others, whatever friendliness he may profess to feel towards yourself, however plausible he may be, or however kindly he may behave; be sure that, the moment he has anything to gain by so doing, he will "throw you over."

I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.