I eat stickers all the time dude!

Hot soup at table is very vulgar; it either leads to an unseemly mode of taking it, or keeps people waiting too long whilst it cools. Soup should be brought to table only moderately warm.

I don't think you should just do what makes you happy. Do what makes you great.

I had my own insecurities, which a lot of my comedy would come from, about not being able to live up to their academic expectations. Acting out those insecurities was a way of confronting them, like, “Let me just lean into being a guy who can’t read or write.”

I am a Patsy Cline fan.

Thinking of Plan B muddies up your chances of succeeding at Plan A.

I think people are surprised when I string two sentences together. But I had a fiercely academic upbringing.