Don't wait for your break, make your break. Go make it happen for yourself.
I have expanded my mind and destroyed my liver but I didn't give up.
My parents are more likely to know who Franz Liszt is than Snooki.
I eat stickers all the time dude!
Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.
I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.