Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness
Naw, it's like ants up there, man. Like ants that sound like lions!
Say that again, Commonwealth whit? (translation: what?) I'm no used tae hearing that.
I'm not a big drinker. I don't really drink at all. But my dad and his pals will want to have a good swally because their nerves will be in some state, man!
That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man
I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'