I couldn't believe, I felt as if, like I said, I was going to drap deed y'knaw't a mean?

I couldn't believe, I felt as if, like I said, I was going to drap deed y'knaw't a mean?

I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'

Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness

AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!

Naw, it's like ants up there, man. Like ants that sound like lions!

That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man