Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness
I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'
That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man
Naw, it's like ants up there, man. Like ants that sound like lions!
AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!
Say that again, Commonwealth whit? (translation: what?) I'm no used tae hearing that.
I couldn't believe, I felt as if, like I said, I was going to drap deed y'knaw't a mean?
I'm not a big drinker. I don't really drink at all. But my dad and his pals will want to have a good swally because their nerves will be in some state, man!