Sometimes you need to be awkward to beat awkwardness
Naw, it's like ants up there, man. Like ants that sound like lions!
That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man
AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!
I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'
I'm not a big drinker. I don't really drink at all. But my dad and his pals will want to have a good swally because their nerves will be in some state, man!