AWWW ON THE MAIL. The mail man delivers, once again!
I couldn't believe, I felt as if, like I said, I was going to drap deed y'knaw't a mean?
Say that again, Commonwealth whit? (translation: what?) I'm no used tae hearing that.
Naw, it's like ants up there, man. Like ants that sound like lions!
I'd like to thank ma da (dad)... my mum for doin' aw ma washin'
That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man