Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

The truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy!

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage.

Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.