Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I don't to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don't follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I'm joking.

Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.