Charlie Sheen Quotes

Rock bottom; that's a fishing term.

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored.

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard.

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just don't, so I figure there's a higher calling keeping me on point that night.

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

Get your egos off the battlefield.

I've always been a little skittish about death. On certain days I'm okay with it. On other days it's like, "Really? I have to? No, man, not me."

You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that?

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

People can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

Shooting a movie can be so tedious. You're trying to get 20 different angles on the same swing. You never get into a rhythm. But I took it very seriously.

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift, man.

I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.

I have one speed, I have one gear: Go!

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

Once you start altering your body's blueprint, things start falling apart. Some players take steroids, and two years later, after they've broken records, suddenly they have back problems, shoulder problems, arm problems. They're out of the game for good.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

Let's hook up and just bring fiery death.

The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.