Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.