Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?

I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.

You can't process me with a normal brain.