I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.
Charlie SheenYou have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.
Charlie SheenI've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.
Charlie Sheen