When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.