I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.

The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.