For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

I blinked and I cured my brain.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.