For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.