Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.

We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion.

A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.

I'm kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it's not like we're together all the time. But I need variety.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.