I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.

Get your egos off the battlefield.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.