I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.

You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.