I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll

Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters.

You make a choice to win and you win...