The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

You can put people's feet to the fire a bit just by reminding them that we're constantly creating our own history.

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.