What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

I blinked and I cured my brain.

A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.

I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.