Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.

I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that?

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The moments between the moments.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special.