Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.

The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.