If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.

It's pleasant to hear these nice words while I'm still alive. I'd rather have the taffy than the epitaphy.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

Blot out from the page of history the names of all the great actors of his time in the drama of nations, and preserve the name of Washington, and the century would be renowned.

The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government.

If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.

The tomb of the Saviour was a narrow and empty vault, precious only for its memories of the supreme tragedy of the centuries, but the new continent was to be the home and temple of the living God.