A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something.

"What is the most beautiful word in the language?" The elderly lawyer quickly replied: "Home."

The spirit of Columbus hovers over us to-day.

If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.