We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return!

Mexicans are quasi-legal.

Being a Chicano in Hollywood, my experience is that you're not given credit for any sophistication... You're just kind of some guy that just crossed the border, you know, on the back of a truck and that's it.

Yeah, I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests.

You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.

I think you can directly link chihuahuas to Dow Jones.

You can't suppress Bodily Functions