I always wanted to work with Betty White, because she is one of my heroes of all time, and I just love her.

Yeah, I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests.

Comedy teams are a real hard thing to do. That's why you don't see any of them.

I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.

Being a Chicano in Hollywood, my experience is that you're not given credit for any sophistication... You're just kind of some guy that just crossed the border, you know, on the back of a truck and that's it.

I was part of the draft resistance movement in LA where we did demonstrations at the draft centre and burned our cards and made a lot of trouble on campus.

Hey, I was raised in the church.