To do a comedy team, it requires so much extracurricular stuff, so much compromise, so much intuitiveness to know what the other guy is doing. That's why it's so hard to do it.

Well, sometimes you need the fields to lie fallow in order to gain nutrients.

We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return!

I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.

Hey, I was raised in the church.

Yeah, I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests.

Being a Chicano in Hollywood, my experience is that you're not given credit for any sophistication... You're just kind of some guy that just crossed the border, you know, on the back of a truck and that's it.