Yeah, I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests.

I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.

Mexicans are quasi-legal.

I think you can directly link chihuahuas to Dow Jones.

I get much more respect, as befits my age. And I have nothing to complain about.

I was an altar boy and a choir member.

Rich white guys. That's the true minority.