The truth is that in my job, becoming old and becoming extinct are one and the same thing.

It was always 'Cher', I never thought of myself as anything but 'Cher'.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

There is only one value to having the look you have when you are young and no value to the look you have when you are older.

I can't listen to my own voice, I don't like it. You see all your mistakes when you hear your voice. You see all your imperfections.

Sometimes I don't tell the truth, which is telling the truth about not telling the truth. I think people don't tell the truth when they're afraid that something bad's going to happen if they tell the truth. I say things all the time that I could really get into trouble for, but they kind of blow over.

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.