Men are a luxury, not a necessity.
I've had so many rebirths, I should come with my own midwife by now.
All of us invent ourselves. Some of us just have more imagination than others.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'.
Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's so over me, and I'm just so past my sell date.