If you're waiting for someone to believe in you, you'll be waiting forever. You must believe in yourself.
I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy.
I can't do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper.
Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.
I've had so many rebirths, I should come with my own midwife by now.
I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously.